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Google Me No More!

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Google sent me a text from its no such place mansion in The Cloud, asking me a stupid question in the middle of night. They asked me if I wanted to update Google Play. They asked me that question at 2:00 a.m., to be exact, and it is far from the first time that Google couldn’t sleep. Well, Google let me think about this…
I was sound asleep.
I don’t play with Google on my cell phone, only on my Android pad.
Texts in the middle of the night mean one thing to me…someone I love is in deep do-do because…
I have a daughter who makes the Hot Mug Shots page at least twice a year.
I have a great-grandson who was born less than 2 weeks ago, promptly turned yellow and we discovered that he fractured his little shoulder during his journey through the birth canal, (8 pounds, 8 ounces).
I have four kids who live in three different states. I have 13 grandkids, ages 5 to age 22, and they live in four different states.
My elderly mother-in-law lives two hours from my house.
My son almost died in a car wreck a little over a year ago.
My sister’s son almost died in a car wreck 7 days ago.
My oldest granddaughter just left after spending two weeks with me because she was in an emotional crisis and Grammy is the family tear wiper.
So Google, where ever you are, do you think I want a false alarm (2:00 a.m. panic me good) text asking me to get up and check out your new games in the middle of the night?
To make it perfectly clear, NO.
How many people actually respond to your a.m. requests?
No, don’t answer, I’m better off not knowing.
NO, I do not want to play with you, especially at 2:00 P.M. NO, I don’t want to wake up from my dream of a White Christmas 30 years ago in New England.
You have invaded my boundaries and abused the privilege of knowing my unlisted phone number.
I would notify you of my desire to be left alone when I am sleeping, but since you live in the no such place mansion in The Cloud, I don’t know even know how to get in touch with you, although obviously, you know how to get in touch with me.
My Cloud wants to talk to your Cloud. I’m sure you have his number.

8 thoughts on “Google Me No More!

  1. OMG I love this how funny and seriously Google is not a good thing at all. They track all your information and also sell it to marketers. I love this post! It made me laugh! So funny! Seriously why do they do such stupid things? Like anyone ever answers those dumb text, emails. I changed my search engines to Duckduckgo they do not track you or sell your info! You have quite a list there of goings-ons! I’m smiling at you! 😀 xoxoo

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      1. OHHHHHHH yes! So odd to me! I heard there was a reporter that published all of the Google CEO info and the guy didn’t like it and the reporter said something like now you know how we feel! 😀

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  2. You are lucky enough to GET to sleep, much less get back to sleep after an irritating notification from Google. I wish you rest . . in wakeful times as well as in sleep.

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