How many of you have frozen your finger tips trying to get the neck/giblets out of a dang turkey? Well, my last bird was thawed as thawed could be, except for inside where the mystery stuff was wrapped, in a plain white wrapper which wouldn’t budge.
After thirty minutes of spraying hot water into the cavity, much yanking, a few curse words, and one screwdriver, (non-liquid) I triumphantly jerked the stuff out of the turkey, whom by this time, I’d begun to feel sorry for.
As I pulled it’s neck and body organs out from under it’s own ribs, I couldn’t help but think; this bird had been alive, hopefully, not so long ago, and what a sorry way to end it’s life. Undignified, to say the least. (As if I ever say the least!)
Then I got to wondering, if Elon Musk can invent a device that catches rockets, and cars that can drive themselves, why are we still having to wrestle with frozen innards on holidays? Do women own any turkey farms? Cause if they did, I believe they’d package the stuff on the outside of the bird, don’t you? I aim to find out!
Meanwhile, I’d like you to write to Butterball, and ask them to consider our plight. How much could it cost to tuck the package on top of the turkey, under the outside wrap?
We need to address this problem. I never want to wrestle with a dead, half-frozen turkey long enough to feel sorry for it again!
Women Who Think Too Much by Jeanne Marie 
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