The act of holing up at home and liking it.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
Avoiding all news and social media, as well as the laundry.
Leaving people on read for extended periods of time, ranging from 2-3 days.
Excessive Pinterest rabbit holing and pinning shit you will never look at again.
Inability to change clothing for 2 days.
Opting for a bandana instead of a mask.
Irritability in forced social interactions with people who are obviously bored easy and more needy than you.
Overuse of toilet paper, because you have enough to last till July and need the storage space.
Going outside to throw a football because you miss sports.
Texting every ex going back 2 years to “check on their covid status”.